Still Alive

Hey there. It’s been a little while since I’ve posted anything here, however I’ve not stopped writing. Here’s a quick update and then over the next few weeks.


Still writing, mainly. I’ve also taken up basketball. Yeah, I’m surprised at that one too.


My lovely netbook, The Netronomicon, is dying. It’s sad but it’s been this way for a couple of years now. I spend more time watching frozen screens while anything tries to load. The internet is the worst part of any interaction with my lovely writing machine, so that means I’ve been bulk-updating things when I can rather than actually going online regularly for this sort of thing.
I am doing something about this though. In August I’ll be getting a new netbook to replace this one. It mainly needs to run: Scrivener, something I can spreadsheet on, DropBox, maybe VLC player and it needs to be able to survive offline as I write everywhere. If anyone has suggestions of places to look for one, please mention them in the comments.


This is still on. I’m almost done with the penultimate chapter of the novel and already starting to look at the way of digitally distributing serialised fiction. I’ll be writing articles about the project here alongside creating supplemental material, proofing, editing and rewriting anything I need to do from Lightning itself.


I’ve still been doing this too. One of the first things I’ll start putting up are links to my games journalism. Sorry about that non-game people, but it and my comics are some of the more regular things I’m easily able to publish and show to people.


I may already be planning my NaNoWriMo for this year. It’s not related to Lightning mainly so that I can have a break from the cast. I also have two more manuscript ideas which I’ve noted down for once I’m done with the Lightning project. I also have… plans for this NaNoWriMo. Oh yes, plans.


As part of my games journalism fun there was a suggestion of doing something on YouTube for D+Pad Magazine. Fred Black and I have been posting videos to the D+Pad channel on a weekly basis and we’ve been proving our own lack of ability at games, despite making a lot of words about them. You can find the channel here.


Oh, and soon I shall explain my hatred of owls.

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Comic Reviews for 12 February 2014

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Operation Lightning 2015

Operation Lightning 2015

That right there is a blank corkboard. Take it in. Breathe, relax. This is going to grow, it’s going to become something far bigger, far better.

For many years now I have had a concept called Lightning. It started life as pure pulp science fiction, became something more superheroic and is now… different. Now it’s a superheroic romantic comedy and a love letter to the popular culture. A race of aliens hiding on Earth, brought together by a tragedy and now split apart with the miraculous return of their leader. He was once a war hero and now he’s a father, a husband and a golf caddy. Then we have the adventures of his invincible, untouchable daughter and the invisible boy who loves her. Throw in golf club sword flights, drink-boating, a car turned into a rhino, a 1950’s dance and a very special Christmas episode… Lightning is a sprawling mosaic of drama and comedy, of powers and punching.

I believe in Lightning, and in my previous draft it didn’t quite all fit into a novel. I have been expanding on the ‘mosaic’ concept of the story and it’s sprawled out into something glorious and daunting. So here’s my plan…

In April 2015 I will launch Lightning as the first of eight novellas making up a “Season” of prose, effectively one long story over eight self-contained “episodes”. The first hit will be free, because let’s face it, I’m no one right now. From there, I’ll be pricing each part fairly low because each novella is just one episode of the greater story. But I have other plans. Lightning is going to be a little larger than simple a handful of episodes. I won’t go into all of the details here, but this board will be covered in them soon enough. I’ll be crossing them off as they come.

Now why is this April 2015? I have written the first half of the prose, but still have half of it to go. I haven’t edited anything yet, and have the side projects which are also in progress. Lightning isn’t my only baby either. I tend to get myopic to the point of letting the rest of my life go. It happens in NaNoWriMo each year and while I love it, I can’t have my whole year become that. I am still a games journalist for D+Pad Magazine. I still have my own vanity journalism in writing weekly comic reviews on Google Plus’ Comic Book Community, and tabletop game reports and reviews on Hooting Into The Abyss. I have another novel which I’ll be shopping round to agents in March. I have a webcomic to properly launch.

So Operation: Lightning 2015 will go into action on April 2015. This gives me time to finish the content, to find cover artists, people for one-off strips. It gives me time to try and hype it from my position of absolute nobody. It also means that April to July will be the first half of the story. I’ll have a gap in August to recover and make sure everything’s running (also because of a cliffhanger) and then September to December which will have the horror episode hit Halloween and the Christmas episode will be released in time for Christmas. Perfect timing.

This is something big, something fairly ambitious, completely in the, “potential crash and burn” zone, but I think it could work. I think it could be an adventure, and something worth trying out. Oh, and I’m sorry in advance to all my friends who will be dragged into the creation of Lightning.

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Comic Reviews for 15 January 2014

Not to announce out loud that I don’t know what I’m doing, but I now know how to link to my comic reviews on Google Plus, so now I can do that rather than copy, paste and reformat them for this site. I love Google Plus, but it’s a little fiddly in some places like linking to posts, and it’s so desperate to get people subscribing to it that it’s becoming annoying now.

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Twenty Percent More Awesome?

At the end of 2012 I set myself a goal instead of a resolution; Make my life 20% more awesome. Sure, it’s not technically quantifiable that way, but that was the idea. A fixed resolution is stupid and bound to break. Turning your life into a statistic like, “20% more awesome” isn’t really doable, but in general if I could make my life approximately one fifth better than it was then I would have achieved my goal.

I wanted to look back now and see if I accomplished my goal and what to do in the new year, starting with my original goals.


I will lose weight

This was a goal which I did absolutely nothing towards for half of the year. Late in July I finally decided to try out a diet. Normally they seem too permanently-limiting and people drop them constantly. I’m someone fairly time-poor and money-poor, as well as forgetful and easily distracted. This meant I needed to find something fitting. My mum suggested the 5:2 diet. I decided to try it out as it preys on my laziness, poverty and forgetfulness.

I eat normally for five days (as normally as I already did) and then fast for the other two, consuming a small amount of calories. The main thing I needed to know going into this diet was whether or not coffee would be allowed. It would, although this has meant switching to black coffee for fasting days. I’ve missed three fasting days since late July. I weighed myself in September (late compared to the diet, but I was scared of the scales), I was seventeen stone. As of last week I’m sixteen stone exactly. That’s pretty awesome, and it’s a start, it’s not something I’m dropping any time soon.


I will be more sociable, hopefully arranging some kind of event, no matter how small, each month

Gah, I’ve had to look back through my calendar for this. Almost every month is accounted for.

There were a handful of film nights, with Sharknado and Detention as highs. House of Wax was a low point, especially as the moment Paris Hilton was murdered skipped on the DVD.

I attended the screening of a film I was an extra in; Darkest Day. You can see my feet, a few seconds of me as a zombie and varied zombie sounds.

I had the flu in February, confirming that no, I hadn’t had proper flu before, and cancelling my plans to go to the Guardian Gamesblog 2012 Awards. A damn shame, as they’re great people. Although I was well enough to attend the London Super Comic Con later in the same month.

There must have been about three Rock Band parties round at mine, not including small gatherings of people to rock out. A pair of my closest friends were married, so there was the groom’s stag night and the wedding itself.

I met The League of Evil Boardgamers, was crucified on my 33rd birthday and went to a few Bookmachine social events around Brighton.

Sure, a lot of the events I went to this year involved writing or gaming in some capacity, but it’s still a start.


I will find a better job

Ah, the big one. I hated my old job, even though I loved the people I was working with. In January I was phoned by Sophie at the Brighton branch of Hays Recruitment. She wanted to know if I still wanted to find a job and I explained that my goal was to get a new job in the first six months of the year. Within three months I had an interview and a new job. I left the bank just before Good Friday and started my new job after Easter Monday, a resurrection into a new form.

This has been the largest change in my life. Although I am no longer one of the smartest people in the room, I’m in an interesting and challenging job. I’m paid more, which turned out to be a big factor when I took in the scope of my money problems, and is weird as I’ve gone from the private to the public sector. My former workplace had no promotion, no way forward, and now there are challenges, but there’s also hope. I no longer commute, I no longer move rich people’s money around on their whims, but I actually do things which occasionally help people. A couple of times things have felt really rewarding as I’ve done good-aligned actions.


I will have my comic and webcomic published

It’s not all been positive though.

Sadly, my partnership with Simeon Aston and Metal Made Flesh ended at the start of 2013. It’s a shame, but Simeon has published his comic and he is a spectacular artist. I urge you all to read it.

My webcomic is on its way. I found an artist in Mike Armstrong, who has met the challenge of my horrible imagination and one-upped it each time. His art has been spectacular and his own web-design skills have provided a website which you can visit with three strips as placeholders until the comic starts. You can find it at

Explosion High! Isn’t ready yet, but for good reasons. Mike has had an eventful year with a wedding and the birth of his daughter, Genevieve. Hopefully in the new year we’ll be able to get this show on the road.


I will start dating again

Yeah… This hasn’t happened yet.


I will be more than the attic-dwelling hermit that 2012’s version of me was

See the above sociability thing. I’ve spent more time out and about, with a multitude of writing groups now supplementing my attic-dwelling tendencies. I have also written a thing about the boneless, faceless man living in our attic.


I might get a top hat

I do not have a top hat. Thanks to the Jesus party I do have an abundance of Jesus wigs.


Any other business

I’m massively phobic of needles, ever since my tumour years. My new workplace were offering free flu jabs and I found myself ranting about my fear. Then I realised something, I was trying to validate an irrational fear. I was shaking at the concept of it. I took a step back, realised exactly what was going on and that from that reaction alone I had to get a flu jab. Stupid logical brain.

Even though I didn’t have an appointment I turned up during my lunch break, waited and had my flu jab. It pinched… “it pinched” is what everyone says. It hurt, not too much, not as much as when I stapled my thumb in Junior school, but it still hurt a little. I walked back to my desk so I could write a little, banging into doors unintentionally as an absent-minded Dyspraxic is wont to do. Then when I sat down I realised that the one door collision I noticed at the time hurt more than the injection.

It’s a good frame of reference, and it’s a good start.


I copy-edited a novel and have it almost ready to send to agents. All I need to do is draft a synopsis which doesn’t make me hate everything. I had a massive re-imagining of a previous book that I’ve written and it’s blossomed into something which will hopefully be eight novellas, several short stories and varied pieces of ‘augmented reality’ content.


At the same time as I was dropped from Metal Made Flesh, the editor of D+Pad Magazine left his role. I wondered if the magazine may stop and I’d be neither a comic person or a games journalist. Fortunately the wonderful Chris Braithwaite and Dave Stuart stepped into place and not only is my role there intact, but I attended my first PR event, I took part in a few collaborative articles and Google Hangouts as we dissected the state of the industry.


So was I 20% more awesome this year?

Yes. I reckon I was. I conquered a few, got a new job and have a lot of writing projects either advanced or nearing publication. I’ve lost some weight and am feeling far less of a hermit.


And will 2014 be 20% more awesome?

Yes. The goal is the same, although the priorities have changed. Not just that, but if my life is one-fifth better now than it was before, then it’ll be harder to improve that much again.


I will continue to lose weight. 5:2 has been working, and I still walk a little, but more walking and some exercise for a man with a bad back will be needed to keep this going.

I will date. Even if it’s a disaster, especially if it’s a disaster. It’s all stimulus, it’s all learning, it’s all stories in the making.

I will get SOMETHING published. It might be Play Dead either through an agent, publisher or self-published if it comes to it. It might be Lightning which has a tentative release date of May 2014 if I can edit Episode One and get the AR content made. It might be Explosion High! if we can find a status quo which will allow Mike and I to make strips regularly.

I will learn to cook, at least a little better than I can currently. I’m too used to the “Mr Sad Single Bastard’s Meals For One” so I need to do more than that.

I will get better with my money. My crippling financial negligence during my bank years kept me safe from the knowledge of how badly I was doing. I’m almost on the road to recovery with everything, and I need to get used to not having a panic attack when a bill turns up.

I will socialise as much if not more than I was before. I love writing more than anything else in the world, but I can’t neglect the rest of life because of it.

I will get a top hat, and maybe a tricorn hat. Because hats are awesome and I’m losing my hair.

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Videogames of the Year

This has been an interesting year for me as a gamer. I’ve gone from heavy use of my Xbox 360 to pretty much solely a Nintendo & PC gamer. The 3DS is definitely my machine of the year, although thanks to my brother I have a working gaming PC now and have fallen in love with Steam.


As one of the writers for D+Pad Magazine, I took part in an article where we all shared our games of the year, so you can see what I thought was my game of 2013 over there.


Other noteworthy games which I feel are worth mentioning in 2013 are the following:

Rogue Legacy (PC)

I’ve been growing to enjoy roguelikes, and one which combines Metroidvania gameplay and a progression system as you die, then get to play your descendant, build up a castle and get better as time goes on. Make a dynasty on a doomed quest to conquer an ever-changing castle. It’s amazingly compulsive, short to play and unlike a lot of roguelikes, rewarding. My review is here.


Papers, Please (PC)

People could be fooled into thinking that games are only about a half-dozen ideas, or at least that only shooting, driving and sports make for good games. This is a fascinating bureaucracy-em-up with so much to think about, so many compelling aspects and about 20 endings. Prepare to think about your own morality. My review is here. Glory to Arstotzka!


The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (3DS)

The first Zelda game I played was A Link To The Past, so seeing the basic world and mechanics vastly improved was amazing. A stunning game with some great mechanics. You play an adventurer who can turn into a living painting as he quests around a small world looking to fre seven sages who were all turned into paintings. A perfect homage without being slavish to the original or casting it aside. My review is here.

Pokémon X (3DS)

A deeper Pokémon game than its predecessors despite sticking to the tried, tested and slightly tired formula. I’ve not been able to give it as much time as I’d like, but seeing my flatmate discover The Nintendo Magic for the first time has been a joy.


Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS)

This was an illness. I love it, but I can’t go back. Not yet. I still own it just in case I give up on life.


Super Mario 3D World (Wii U)

Joy. Pure joy.


The Stanley Parable (PC)

I’ll talk about this soon in the slowest/hardest review I’ve ever made.


Spin The Bottle: Bumpie’s Party (Wii U)

Also to be explored in a review for D+Pad soon, but this is the kind of thing that’s easier to show than tell, so I’ll be enlisting friends to help demonstrate it in a video.

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Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Review

My latest review is up at D+Pad, one of the few games to get me away from Pokémon X and even further away from my crippling Animal Crossing experience.

Zelda: A Link Between Worlds is a great journey back to the setting and style of Zelda: A Link to the Past. You can find my review here.

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