Cards Against Humanity is Shit, Here Are Some Better Alternatives


Possibly my most popular article? With a clickbaity name like that, how couldn’t it be?
This is about the “talking crap with your friends” game recommendation list, along with my criticisms of Cards Against Humanity. It was surprisingly well-received and I really hope people have tried out any of the games I’ve recommended instead. They’re a much better use of your time.

You can find it here

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Souls of Steel Preview


I adore the Powered by the Apocalypse toolset for story games, I’m also a fan of Gundam and Pacific Rim. This game is one about mech pilots in a BSG/Starship Troopers/Gundam type universe flying through space and having heated drama between battles. It’s the way I prefer doing these kind of war stories.
I requested a playtest copy of Souls of Steel a while ago. The game itself isn’t out yet, but here are my experiences with the game.

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Like Mad Max, Why Not Try Apocalypse World?


The first of my two attention-seeking titles for articles. This one is about my love of Mad Max Fury Road and how you can replicate that sort of experience with the storytelling game, Apocalypse World.

I also wax poetic about my love of the Powered by the Apocalypse system which Apocalypse World started. It was a huge revolution in a system people could use for interesting story games. Compared to the d20 system of old, it could reflect the themes of a setting without boiling all of the games in the system into the same sort of experience.

You can find it here.


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Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

I’ve been massively behind on posting things I’ve done to my site. Part of this is the horrors of this year, and part is simply forgetting to do it in amongst the rest of my productivity.

The first post will be the biggest. This is my Actual Play of Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition’s “Hoard of the Dragon Queen”. The campaign isn’t great, the system’s possibly the best official D&D game I’ve played (the best unofficial one being Dungeon World).

If you like hearing about a chaotic mess of a group doing heroic actions despite themselves, whether you’re a roleplayer or not, hopefully you’ll enjoy these posts:

Episode Minus One – Casting True Resurrection on Dungeons & Dragons
Episode Zero – Character Creation
Episode One, Part One – Deer Collision
Episode One, Part Two – You Must Construct Additional Pylons
Episode One, Part Three – Angry Dwarven Pooing
Episode Two – Spiderweb of Legs
Episode Three, Part One – Violent Fungus
Episode Three, Part Two – Awful Poetry About Dragons
Session Four, Part One – Phontyr’s Unicorn (the best session, if you’re only reading one)
Session Four, Part Two – Caravan Guards (disappointed sigh)
Session Four, Part Three – Stagles!
Session Five & Six, Part One – Half-Orc Patrick Swayze
Session Six, Part Two – The Liftron Elf Con
Session Six, Part Three – Dragon on a Hot Tin Roof
Session Six, Part Four – Fabulous Crocodile Hat
Session Seven – Death at Two and a Half Feet
Session Eight – Joggorilla

Jesus, so many sessions. I feel so sorry for my group. Hopefully the titles of the sessions alone will be tantalising. If not, I’ll be getting back onto other things soon. I do post comic reviews to G+ and book reviews on Goodreads, I may end up posting them here, too.

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Personal Update

I’ve not posted here in a long time and while I have some ideas for things to write and articles on other sites to link to, I thought it would be best to address my absence first.

At some point in the future I’ll go into things in much greater detail than I go into here, when I’m able to find the words more easily. The shortest version for people is that in January, my mother fell ill. She passed away in March and I’ve had to do a lot since then. I still have a lot to do.

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8 Ways to Survive, the overly-specific 2015 edition

This is thing number one if you want to survive the year. Breathing is good, some might say essential. Food and water in and out of the right holes. Coffee is pretty good, too. Don’t get run over by a car, don’t get stabbed with any sharp objects, don’t taunt a robber. Don’t go on fire… I’m sure there are several more. Not dying is pretty good, I recommend it.

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The common mayfly has a lifespan of 24 hours, the chumps. If you want to survive for a whole year, don’t be a mayfly. They’re such idiots they probably don’t even know how doomed they are. Idiots.


As it turns out, asking out a woman you’re infatuated with is not going to kill you. My dating life has been sporadic enough that it’s good to be reminded of this. Admittedly my asking out Emma was akin to the awkwardness of Kingpin asking out Vanessa Marianna in Daredevil. Fortunately Emma quite liked the Wilson/Vanessa romance.
I met Emma in NaNoWriMo 2014 (as I said in previous posts, NaNoWriMo has been very good for me) and when she helped me out with running events in 2015 we were texting every day about that, then not just about that, then it reached a point where I was on one of my late evening anxiety walks around the neighbourhood and told myself that I had to actually ask her out by the time I reached a windmill I often use as a landmark. By the time I reached somewhere in Hove I had a response and on that date was where my mumbling, Kingpin-esque attempt at properly making sure this was a date and that there would be more happened.
I admit, I’m not the best person at emotions outside of the popular culture, so our relationship has been a great time and a bit of a learning experience. Fortunately she is patient, funny, just morbid enough and a fellow writer so events like NaNoWriMo mean that I don’t just vanish from her life like I do my flatmates and family. Emma has been a great way to not just survive 2015 but to make it the best year.

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Well, they didn’t all come to fruition but much like the, ‘asking out the woman you love doesn’t kill you’, neither does commissioning someone you respect to do something. I was paralysed by the prospect of not having a cover artist for Lightning and the demoralising nature of not knowing how/where to go for this caused me to freeze up and has now delayed things. The great part of this is that I now have a cover artist. I have modified my plans for Lightning and continue to do so. I also have several other plans from role-playing campaigns with the In-Fighters, reviews and articles, the possible resurrection of D+Pad Magazine. I always like to plan a million things as I feel it gives you reasons to continue, reasons to keep fighting and pushing. Even if you get only half a million things done, that’s still half a million things.

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Looking back at the year, I know too many people. People are great and as much as I’m an introvert, I’m also really quite socially dependent. Balancing those two things is generally quite interesting as it means getting cave time and trying to organise the aforementioned million things. Friends are a lifeline, whether depressed, angry, in need of inspiration, help or just warm bodies to play games, they’re a definite must for survival, including:

The In-Fighters
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The Huddlemen

My colleagues
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My wonderful, horrendous family
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The Who Dares Rolls crew
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And the brilliant Brighton Wrimos, both the mainstays and the newcomers
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I wrote 301,233 words in the last year. That includes writing prose, articles, reviews, too few blog posts, edits. There are too many orphans in my writing. My comic reviews really fell behind but that’s part of this one. Write loads, but don’t write unnecessarily if it’s not doing enough for you. I’m skipping ahead with my G+ comic reviews and will be catching up with what I had before. I allowed myself the occasional day off, especially once I started dating. I’m sporadically prolific with Who Dares Rolls and busily working on Lightning. The NaNoWriMo project will need to be shelved, reviewed and rewritten, I feel.
I’ve tried life without writing when I was a teenager and that can’t happen. It just can’t. I didn’t stop and I didn’t die, so this is another essential one.

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Ah, spreadsheets. My loves in order are Emma, coffee and then spreadsheets. I have been called strange for suggesting that if man and software could marry then I would make Excel my wife. This was before I was dating, which I’m sure makes that kind of statement fine. The vast amounts of popular culture I ingest are recorded on a spreadsheet to remind me where I’m at when there could be months between me watching episodes of Fargo or trying to pick which novel to read next on my Kindle. I also have the spreadsheet I open most days, which is my word count spreadsheet. Without it I wouldn’t know how much I’ve been doing, what I’ve been writing lately and probably should keep writing. Organisation isn’t necessarily survival, but for me I go so far the other way without these kind of tools that I’d probably be lost and eaten by wolves without a touchstone like this.

You are spared a picture of spreadsheets, even I can’t make them look awesome.

Owls are literally the worst. I have not encountered an owl and therefore am still alive.


Evil Owl

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NaNoWriMo Wrap-Up: The Brighton Wrimos

It’s over. The Word-God is sated, the Panic Jar has been put back in the darkened, blood-stained cave where it once came from. So how was it for everyone?

Brighton Wrimos
The Brighton Wrimos
The Brighton Wrimos have been established for some time, but it’s only been the last couple of years that Fred and I have been in charge. The previous Wrimos; Cerys & Ellie, set a great precedent with their administration and that helped solidify us as a group not only in November but the whole year round.

I’m not entirely sure how the municipal liaisons run their communities but we’ve had a few mainstays in ours. There’s a frankly antiquated chat site called Chatzy which we use so that anyone can access it even with old tech. There are write-ins both on and offline. So what did we do?

This year we had a virtual write-in every Tuesday. This meant that people could use the chat room to take part in sprints (timed races to see who could make the most words in normally 10-15 minute stretches). Former ML Cerys and BlackJack were both fantastic at running these kinds of sprints. In fact BlackJack ran a few three-sprint hours in the chat room throughout the month irrespective of the day. My normal writing group, The Plot Bunnies meet every few Tuesdays so I moderated on my off-weeks and Fred moderated when I was Bunnying.

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On Wednesday evenings and Sunday afternoons we met in person, something I know is often daunting for writers. The crowd was lovely, however. We huddled round our laptops, running sprints, working and distracting each other. There’s always the paradox of the write-in that we seem to be chatting all the time but words are still happening. It’s pretty impressive to witness. There are quiet times all you can hear is the gentle clattering of keys tapping away, broken up only when someone passes by and everyone looks up unaware of whether friend or foe has approached the herd. There were also stickers for people passing every thousand words, the Panic Jars and punchcards for our achievement system, but more on those soon…

On Fridays we ran a NaNoWriMo social event where people could relax, drink and play games. Anything but writing, pretty much, so we could de-stress from the week’s activity.

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In the middle of the month I ran a marathon in the chat room. It was a full Saturday of writing from 11am until 8pm. Each hour there would be a challenge for anyone in the chat room and we’d try and complete them. I ran it last year, too, when I decided to start adding optional challenges most of which the group took up. There’s flavour text in the style of a pub crawl, but with words. This year I picked a time travel theme with us going back from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe and ending at the Monolith from 2001. It was manic in places, but we wrote a total of 59,194 words in one day, collectively.

The NaNoWriMo forums have specific areas dedicated to each community so Brighton & Hove had its’ own forum which we used throughout the month. I started off with questions about people’s books like the setting, the characters and so on, to try and get people pumped for their work and thinking about the project ahead. During the month we added things like a ‘character graveyard’ to celebrate and lament character deaths. Then there were weekly challenges where we gave the Wrimos a prompt to fit into their story and a place to post a short excerpt of their work featuring the element used. This year we had phobias, Fiasco-style chaos, making up a word and sport (the latter labelled the ‘writer’s bane challenge’).

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After NaNoWriMo 2014, Fred and I noticed the audience on our forums and the chat rooms were not our audience on Facebook. All of the communities are great, but there are some who stick to just one place. To mitigate this, we made sure to put information about gatherings not only on a Google Calendar (and link to maps for the venues) but we also made events on the Brighton Wrimos Facebook Group to make sure people knew when things were happening and where they were. It was definitely noticeable how many more people came that never checked the forums or chatroom but were aware through Facebook. Some of them crossed over and joined us and some did, just to get the their punch cards filled in. Speaking of which…


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I’m a gamer, Fred is a gamer. A lot of the Wrimos are, too. So we decided to employ that wonderful, if meaningless Skinner Box system of achievements.

This is another holdover from the original Brighton Wrimos, although we’ve changed it a little each year. Each Wrimo who attends an event (or asks online) gets a punchcard. Then when they hit the achievements they get to hole punch that part of the card. The achievements are partially things you’d do anyway in NaNoWriMo (every increment of 10,000 words up to 50k), productivity-based (sprints, having a 5k day) and socially-based (going to events, posting on our various outlets). Because it is known that we have had some people with social anxiety or really busy lives, all of these were achievable without having to turn up in person to an event.

This year we had a couple of extras. There were optional achievements mentioned on the forums; Writing 10,000 words in a day, designing a cover on the site, taking part in all four weekly challenges on the forums and drawing a result from the adult panic jar.
We also have badges! Never let it be said that we aren’t a fickle lot. All it takes to win us over are stickers, googly eyes, notepads, pens, caffeine and sugar. For the sprints we had a bag of glorious tat as prizes but the one thing I couldn’t get were badges. The cost of NaNoWriMo badges were prohibitively high for extremely few. When one of my gaming group generously offered to make up badges I spoke with one of our more artistically-inclined Wrimos, Rosie, who designed these:

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Aren’t they great? Anyone who punched their whole card received a badge as a prize. Yay, prizes!

Then there’s the beast…

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The Panic Jar is something we’ve always had in the Brighton Wrimos. I’ve looked online and the only references I can see are in our community and in an article our own BlackJack made to explain it. You can find that here.

It’s a collection of ideas from writers, all made on little scraps of paper. They’re prompts, lines of dialogue or elements to add to your story. The jar follows us to all events and it always gets added to. There are some prompts in the jar from before I started doing NaNoWriMo six years ago. In theory these are to help, but the Brighton Wrimos like a challenge and often add strange things in there. Or rules, like, “Draw two more.” If you pull from the jar, you have to use it in your story. Or a side story. But use it. Anyone can add to the jar, anyone can pull from the jar. It’s become an essential part of NaNoWriMo in our community. The jar has broken multiple times though; we’re currently on the fourth jar which has been labelled as Tom Baker because well, we’re all massive nerds.

Because some of the suggestions are quite adult and Brighton Wrimos is an all-ages group, we have an Adult Panic Jar, which is the Peter Capaldi jar. Our Peter Capaldi has googly eyes though and likes to stare at the Wrimos, daring them to pull from the jar.

So there you have it, another year down and some great fun experiences. A lot of dead characters, a draft which I don’t hate but definitely needs to be redone, an ungodly amount of coffee imbibed and a vast amount of writing done by my beloved community. Congratulations, Brighton Wrimos!

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Pirate Fluxx at a pub chill-out after a write-in. Not really writing-based, but we got to do pirate accents.


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I have no idea whether this was an intentional error or not for the social.

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Wrimos deep in concentration at the first write-in. Or sleeping, I’m not sure which.

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