Comics Reviews 25 September 2013

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A quick aside for starters. I mentioned in my previous preview that I thought I’d missed Hawkeye. The Comixology Pull List app had apparently lied, or the issue was missed. Something like that anyway, as there wasn’t an issue on the shelves. Apparently this week’s comic delivery to the UK was short a few titles so this review might be lacking some of my normal entries.

AVENGERS #20
Going into this run of Avengers I knew that Hickman was apparently a good writer who used big ideas and a lot of planning, I had not followed any of his work and didn’t know if there would be any pay off. After 20 issues we’re starting to get some information about what’s been going on not just in the title but in Infinity as a whole.
The attack on the Builder ships in last issue continue here, with Captain Marvel and the other kidnapped Avengers breaking free. The alien worlds deal with Builder rule and prepare to strike back or be taken over. Gladiator’s all up for fighting back, but the maths alone makes the Kree bend the knee (well, not the Supreme Intelligence for whom legs would be a pipe dream). Finally Ex Nihlo and Abyss, who have been frenemies of the Avengers for this whole run, meet more Builders. This is where we get some information about why they’re not building, and why Ex Nihlo is special. Apparently all the Ex Nihilettes don’t have their versions of Abyss any more and can’t build life any more. I’m not sure why yet, but this seems to have driven them into action and that’s why they’re destroying everything they can’t subjugate.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #6
When we last left the Guardians of the Galaxy, Gamora was fighting Angela on the moon, Peter Quill confronting Thanos and the rest just watching the lunar battle. Tony Stark dons Quill’s costume and joins the fray alongside Groot and Rocket Racoon, leading to all sorts of low gravity hijinks. The Watcher is watching, not because he’s into chick-fights but because Angela really shouldn’t be here. I assume that’s because she’s from another comic company and the Watcher has comics awareness as well as cosmic awareness.
Groot is blown apart and I’m guessing that’s a thing which happens fairly normally for him, Tony’s “fish out of water” routine is still good fun. Now we’re exactly half way through Infinity (the aforementioned Avengers issue was the eighth out of sixteen ‘core’ issues in the crossover), we get an odd Infinity prelude. Quill talks to Thanos about the reality quake he experienced thanks to the Age of Ultron event, and Thanos reveals that he’s pretty much done with Earth. All the minds of the planet have been doing terrible things and their time is coming. So not much help for Peter. Still, he rejoins the group just in time and after finally putting Angela down for the count, they question The Watcher and get shrugged off by him. Far too often The Watcher gets oddly chatty so seeing him at first panicked and then just reeling off his official spiel about his duties makes a nice change to recent depictions.

REVIVAL #14
Revival continues to be brilliantly creepy. After seeing one of the Revivers combust in the hospital, we see a little more about what could affect them. The strange spirits who have been lurking in the woods make their move against Em and Jordan, giving off warped bits of dialogue like they’ve been listening to people, or maybe remembering things from their past lives. Jordan is a sinister little girl whose near-normalcy makes her creepy moments even worse, especially when she wants to die at the hands of the spirits. Compared to previous issues which have darted around the cast, this issue spends the majority with Em chasing Jordan who’s playing/waiting for the spirits. And then there’s the grotesque last page, just in case nothing else in the series had traumatised you yet.

SEX CRIMINALS #1
Matt Fraction’s been killing lately with Hawkeye, where he shows he can deliver both comedy and drama without either getting in the way of the other. Now he’s turning his hand to some creator-owned comedy for Image Comics. Satellite Sam is sexy in a seedy way, but this dials up the fun, and the weirdness.
The elevator pitch for Sex Criminals is basically that it’s about a couple who stop time when they have sex, and use that power to commit crimes. Fairly simple. It’s a sex comedy with some genre mechanics in it. The thing is, it’s actually handled really well.
The story is told from the perspective of Suzie, narrating back and forth through time, often appearing as her present self in the background of panels set in the past. It’s an interesting mechanic not entirely dissimilar from Scarlet’s talking to the reader in her eponymous series. Suzie’s dad dies, her mum drinks and she’s confused when she has an orgasm and stops time. Only the ‘dirty girls’ are seen to be aware of sex and everyone else in her life avoids the subject like the plague. Without anything else to do, she finds out that not everyone freezes time and starts to look into the mechanics of her power.
In time we meet Jon, who has the same power. The issue is bookended with the pair committing a robbery and I’m sure as the series goes on we’ll see how they got there from where they were in the past. Despite being exposition-heavy, the issue flows brilliantly with the voice of Suzie and the flow of the narrative. The art is expressive with the present Suzie often giving a look to the reader expressing her take on the many daft actions of her young self. The colour is vivid and interesting even in dark times, and the effects for freezing time are a good indicator that everything’s changed in a medium like comic art where the artwork’s already pretty static.

ULTIMATE COMICS SPIDER-MAN #27
Taskmaster has taken Spider-Man and Spider-Woman to task, delivering a sound beating to the pair and Bombshell who does what few superheroes in training have done and runs away. Taskmaster is a foreboding enemy, with the ability to take on the powers of anyone near him (similar to the Composite Man in the Legion of Super-Heroes). Normally when a supervillain copies hero’s powers there’s the obvious thing of training, but against these teenage heroes a trained mercenary wins pretty much hands down. The unprofessional chaos of the teen heroes which still include Cloak & Dagger on the sidelines, is fun to read. DC often defend their recent attitudes towards their heroes by saying that they still have a lot to learn, but this comic shows what that would really look like. I’m kind of surprised reading this, that Peter Parker never had this kind of bungling squad of aspiring heroes to team up with instead of the X-Men and the Ultimates. Roxxon are still the ominous enemy sending people out and patiently waiting for the next move, although who wouldn’t target the biggest, most obviously evil skyscraper in the city?

WOLVERINE & THE X-MEN #36 (BATTLE OF THE ATOM #5)
Emma Frost and Jean Grey of the future are fighting and it’s… kind of anti-climatic to look at. There is a precedent for this sort of battle if you recall Professor X fighting the Shadow King back in the long, long ago. Fortunately there’s a lot of fighting and angst to cover the time while a psychic battle we can’t initially see rages.
Young Cyclops and the present day Cyclops are confronted by Wolverine and his team, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love Wolverine’s appearance and calling out of the Scott Summerses despite preferring Cyclops out of the two. Unlike Avengers Vs X-Men each side in this conflict is understandable and each side gains and loses members each issue.
Emma Frost wants to be rid of Future Jean Grey/Xorn (who is the Jean of the past, but in the future, as I guessed). Cyclops wants Young Cyclops and Young Jean not to have to live through all the madness he’s gone through and end up a terrorist and dead, respectively. Magik, Young Beast and Young Iceman are both trying to figure out what the potentially eeeeevil truth behind the future X-Men is. Kitty and Rachel want the kids to be in control of their own destiny. Wolverine and the future X-Men want to send the kids back, but there’s lying from all sides in this issue.
Magik’s found something in the future and it looks an awful lot like the recent Wolverine & The X-Men future we saw, and less terrible than the future X-Men say. Deadpool makes as much of an impassioned speech as he can and that’s all apparently a lie. But then Young Jean Grey saw the future and changed her mind. I’ve no idea who’s playing who, what the truth is or why any of this is happening, but it’s still quite exciting and will demand a reread as soon as the story’s over. After enough time of getting used to Nick Spencer’s gloriously messy visuals, it’s weird having Giuseppe Camuncoli taking over for the issue but for the crossover it’s probably for the best.

WONDER WOMAN #23.2 / FIRST BORN #1
It was only in the solicitation of this issue that I had a name to give to Wonder Woman’s current nemesis. It feels like odd timing given that she’s defeated Zeus’ First Born for now, but I guess this is what happens in Villain’s Month.
Apollo>>> seeks out information on his nameless older brother and gets a secret origin thanks to three oracles. Brian Azzarello’s use of language in 100 Bullets was superb and goes back and forth between interesting and jarring as the oracles narrate the First Born’s rise and fall. One of the few children Zeus actually had with his wife, the First Born was destined to rule Olympus so like all good Greek Myths, he tried to undo this horrible fate by casting his son down on Earth to be eaten by animals. The animals befriended First Born who did the nastiest impression of Mowgli ever by going all savage and slaughtering any humans in his way. He became more and more powerful, pretty much daring Zeus to confront him. Zeus of course doesn’t bother until the last minute where he erases all trace of the First Born’s name and deeds from the world. The story is really good at emulating the style of Greek Myths and the way characters act, the way prophecy and tragedy are handled. Aco’s art fits how the artist choices have been for most of the series so far unlike the Cheetah #1 from earlier this month. Wonder Woman feels separated from the rest of The New 52 and the other representations of Wonder Woman that I’ve seen in these last two years and that does seem like a positive.

YOUNG AVENGERS #10
Each issue of Young Avengers has presented interesting narrative styles to consume, literally so for Mother, the ongoing villain of Young Avengers as she eats the narration box explaining what’s going on in her dimension. We don’t see much of the team, but instead catch up with Mother, Leah and the two Young Avengers in their orbit. In Mother’s meta-dimension, she has three encounters with Loki, Patriot and Leah. Each of these meetings reveals a bit more of the mysteries. Loki has (kind of) been working with Mother but only as far as it suits his ends, and he’s freaked out by Patriot. Patriot himself is a riddle no one knows the answer to, and is weirdly present both in the Mother-verse and in a kind of self-help group for super-powered ex-lovers of Young Avengers. Then Leah offers her help to Mother and takes the perspective over as she’s ‘helping’ Teddy with her group of Evil (?) Exes. There are three Marvel Boy ex-girlfriends, reminding me that Marvel Boy is a Morrison series I’ve still yet to read, Patriot who is creeping everyone else, and Ultimate Nullifier. UN is a brilliantly awful collection of Marvel references through a douchey dudebro filter. Apparently Miss America left him in the ‘relationship negative zone’. So brilliant, so awful. Gillen and McKelvie continue to shine in everything they do in this comic, even the letters page.

BOOK OF THE WEEK
This is a difficult week to pick favourites. Young Avengers and the latest part of Battle of the Atom are both high contenders. My book of the week has to be Sex Criminals #1 though, which presents an interesting sex comedy which manages to be funny but not crude. The book is interestingly drawn and narrated, and I can’t wait to see what the next issue brings.

A quick aside for starters. I mentioned in my previous preview that I thought I’d missed Hawkeye. The Comixology Pull List app had apparently lied, or the issue was missed. Something like that anyway, as there wasn’t an issue on the shelves. Apparently this week’s comic delivery to the UK was short a few titles so this review might be lacking some of my normal entries.

AVENGERS #20
Going into this run of Avengers I knew that Hickman was apparently a good writer who used big ideas and a lot of planning, I had not followed any of his work and didn’t know if there would be any pay off. After 20 issues we’re starting to get some information about what’s been going on not just in the title but in Infinity as a whole.
The attack on the Builder ships in last issue continue here, with Captain Marvel and the other kidnapped Avengers breaking free. The alien worlds deal with Builder rule and prepare to strike back or be taken over. Gladiator’s all up for fighting back, but the maths alone makes the Kree bend the knee (well, not the Supreme Intelligence for whom legs would be a pipe dream). Finally Ex Nihlo and Abyss, who have been frenemies of the Avengers for this whole run, meet more Builders. This is where we get some information about why they’re not building, and why Ex Nihlo is special. Apparently all the Ex Nihilettes don’t have their versions of Abyss any more and can’t build life any more. I’m not sure why yet, but this seems to have driven them into action and that’s why they’re destroying everything they can’t subjugate.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #6
When we last left the Guardians of the Galaxy, Gamora was fighting Angela on the moon, Peter Quill confronting Thanos and the rest just watching the lunar battle. Tony Stark dons Quill’s costume and joins the fray alongside Groot and Rocket Racoon, leading to all sorts of low gravity hijinks. The Watcher is watching, not because he’s into chick-fights but because Angela really shouldn’t be here. I assume that’s because she’s from another comic company and the Watcher has comics awareness as well as cosmic awareness.
Groot is blown apart and I’m guessing that’s a thing which happens fairly normally for him, Tony’s “fish out of water” routine is still good fun. Now we’re exactly half way through Infinity (the aforementioned Avengers issue was the eighth out of sixteen ‘core’ issues in the crossover), we get an odd Infinity prelude. Quill talks to Thanos about the reality quake he experienced thanks to the Age of Ultron event, and Thanos reveals that he’s pretty much done with Earth. All the minds of the planet have been doing terrible things and their time is coming. So not much help for Peter. Still, he rejoins the group just in time and after finally putting Angela down for the count, they question The Watcher and get shrugged off by him. Far too often The Watcher gets oddly chatty so seeing him at first panicked and then just reeling off his official spiel about his duties makes a nice change to recent depictions.

REVIVAL #14
Revival continues to be brilliantly creepy. After seeing one of the Revivers combust in the hospital, we see a little more about what could affect them. The strange spirits who have been lurking in the woods make their move against Em and Jordan, giving off warped bits of dialogue like they’ve been listening to people, or maybe remembering things from their past lives. Jordan is a sinister little girl whose near-normalcy makes her creepy moments even worse, especially when she wants to die at the hands of the spirits. Compared to previous issues which have darted around the cast, this issue spends the majority with Em chasing Jordan who’s playing/waiting for the spirits. And then there’s the grotesque last page, just in case nothing else in the series had traumatised you yet.

SEX CRIMINALS #1
Matt Fraction’s been killing lately with Hawkeye, where he shows he can deliver both comedy and drama without either getting in the way of the other. Now he’s turning his hand to some creator-owned comedy for Image Comics. Satellite Sam is sexy in a seedy way, but this dials up the fun, and the weirdness.
The elevator pitch for Sex Criminals is basically that it’s about a couple who stop time when they have sex, and use that power to commit crimes. Fairly simple. It’s a sex comedy with some genre mechanics in it. The thing is, it’s actually handled really well.
The story is told from the perspective of Suzie, narrating back and forth through time, often appearing as her present self in the background of panels set in the past. It’s an interesting mechanic not entirely dissimilar from Scarlet’s talking to the reader in her eponymous series. Suzie’s dad dies, her mum drinks and she’s confused when she has an orgasm and stops time. Only the ‘dirty girls’ are seen to be aware of sex and everyone else in her life avoids the subject like the plague. Without anything else to do, she finds out that not everyone freezes time and starts to look into the mechanics of her power.
In time we meet Jon, who has the same power. The issue is bookended with the pair committing a robbery and I’m sure as the series goes on we’ll see how they got there from where they were in the past. Despite being exposition-heavy, the issue flows brilliantly with the voice of Suzie and the flow of the narrative. The art is expressive with the present Suzie often giving a look to the reader expressing her take on the many daft actions of her young self. The colour is vivid and interesting even in dark times, and the effects for freezing time are a good indicator that everything’s changed in a medium like comic art where the artwork’s already pretty static.

ULTIMATE COMICS SPIDER-MAN #27
Taskmaster has taken Spider-Man and Spider-Woman to task, delivering a sound beating to the pair and Bombshell who does what few superheroes in training have done and runs away. Taskmaster is a foreboding enemy, with the ability to take on the powers of anyone near him (similar to the Composite Man in the Legion of Super-Heroes). Normally when a supervillain copies hero’s powers there’s the obvious thing of training, but against these teenage heroes a trained mercenary wins pretty much hands down. The unprofessional chaos of the teen heroes which still include Cloak & Dagger on the sidelines, is fun to read. DC often defend their recent attitudes towards their heroes by saying that they still have a lot to learn, but this comic shows what that would really look like. I’m kind of surprised reading this, that Peter Parker never had this kind of bungling squad of aspiring heroes to team up with instead of the X-Men and the Ultimates. Roxxon are still the ominous enemy sending people out and patiently waiting for the next move, although who wouldn’t target the biggest, most obviously evil skyscraper in the city?

WOLVERINE & THE X-MEN #36 (BATTLE OF THE ATOM #5)
Emma Frost and Jean Grey of the future are fighting and it’s… kind of anti-climatic to look at. There is a precedent for this sort of battle if you recall Professor X fighting the Shadow King back in the long, long ago. Fortunately there’s a lot of fighting and angst to cover the time while a psychic battle we can’t initially see rages.
Young Cyclops and the present day Cyclops are confronted by Wolverine and his team, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love Wolverine’s appearance and calling out of the Scott Summerses despite preferring Cyclops out of the two. Unlike Avengers Vs X-Men each side in this conflict is understandable and each side gains and loses members each issue.
Emma Frost wants to be rid of Future Jean Grey/Xorn (who is the Jean of the past, but in the future, as I guessed). Cyclops wants Young Cyclops and Young Jean not to have to live through all the madness he’s gone through and end up a terrorist and dead, respectively. Magik, Young Beast and Young Iceman are both trying to figure out what the potentially eeeeevil truth behind the future X-Men is. Kitty and Rachel want the kids to be in control of their own destiny. Wolverine and the future X-Men want to send the kids back, but there’s lying from all sides in this issue.
Magik’s found something in the future and it looks an awful lot like the recent Wolverine & The X-Men future we saw, and less terrible than the future X-Men say. Deadpool makes as much of an impassioned speech as he can and that’s all apparently a lie. But then Young Jean Grey saw the future and changed her mind. I’ve no idea who’s playing who, what the truth is or why any of this is happening, but it’s still quite exciting and will demand a reread as soon as the story’s over. After enough time of getting used to Nick Spencer’s gloriously messy visuals, it’s weird having Giuseppe Camuncoli taking over for the issue but for the crossover it’s probably for the best.

WONDER WOMAN #23.2 / FIRST BORN #1
It was only in the solicitation of this issue that I had a name to give to Wonder Woman’s current nemesis. It feels like odd timing given that she’s defeated Zeus’ First Born for now, but I guess this is what happens in Villain’s Month.
Apollo>>> seeks out information on his nameless older brother and gets a secret origin thanks to three oracles. Brian Azzarello’s use of language in 100 Bullets was superb and goes back and forth between interesting and jarring as the oracles narrate the First Born’s rise and fall. One of the few children Zeus actually had with his wife, the First Born was destined to rule Olympus so like all good Greek Myths, he tried to undo this horrible fate by casting his son down on Earth to be eaten by animals. The animals befriended First Born who did the nastiest impression of Mowgli ever by going all savage and slaughtering any humans in his way. He became more and more powerful, pretty much daring Zeus to confront him. Zeus of course doesn’t bother until the last minute where he erases all trace of the First Born’s name and deeds from the world. The story is really good at emulating the style of Greek Myths and the way characters act, the way prophecy and tragedy are handled. Aco’s art fits how the artist choices have been for most of the series so far unlike the Cheetah #1 from earlier this month. Wonder Woman feels separated from the rest of The New 52 and the other representations of Wonder Woman that I’ve seen in these last two years and that does seem like a positive.

YOUNG AVENGERS #10
Each issue of Young Avengers has presented interesting narrative styles to consume, literally so for Mother, the ongoing villain of Young Avengers as she eats the narration box explaining what’s going on in her dimension. We don’t see much of the team, but instead catch up with Mother, Leah and the two Young Avengers in their orbit. In Mother’s meta-dimension, she has three encounters with Loki, Patriot and Leah. Each of these meetings reveals a bit more of the mysteries. Loki has (kind of) been working with Mother but only as far as it suits his ends, and he’s freaked out by Patriot. Patriot himself is a riddle no one knows the answer to, and is weirdly present both in the Mother-verse and in a kind of self-help group for super-powered ex-lovers of Young Avengers. Then Leah offers her help to Mother and takes the perspective over as she’s ‘helping’ Teddy with her group of Evil (?) Exes. There are three Marvel Boy ex-girlfriends, reminding me that Marvel Boy is a Morrison series I’ve still yet to read, Patriot who is creeping everyone else, and Ultimate Nullifier. UN is a brilliantly awful collection of Marvel references through a douchey dudebro filter. Apparently Miss America left him in the ‘relationship negative zone’. So brilliant, so awful. Gillen and McKelvie continue to shine in everything they do in this comic, even the letters page.

BOOK OF THE WEEK
This is a difficult week to pick favourites. Young Avengers and the latest part of Battle of the Atom are both high contenders. My book of the week has to be Sex Criminals #1 though, which presents an interesting sex comedy which manages to be funny but not crude. The book is interestingly drawn and narrated, and I can’t wait to see what the next issue brings.

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Papers, Please Review

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My latest review for D+Pad Magazine is up, where I take time away from my full time office job to play the role of a man doing petty bureaucratic work. Don’t worry though, there are bombs, dissidents and armed guards!

Papers, Please is a strange little game which is definitely worth your time, even if it’s just to look at a video of. Have a read of my review here.

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Comic Reviews 18 September 2013

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I write weekly comic book reviews on Google Plus’ Comic Book Community and I thought I would finally put them up on my own site each week for a while. So here’s a week which messes with both space and time.

CAPTAIN MARVEL #16

Normally the less popular titles suffer in a crossover like Infinity. Captain Marvel’s involvement in the main series and Avengers has been pretty big for such a massive ensemble. This issue (and the previous one) have been fantastic for showing what’s happening to Captain Marvel in this event. Last week’s Avengers issue had a view of Carol’s interrogation and being dragged away by Ex Nihla. We see the same scenes again but expanded and with Captain Marvel’s inner monologue to help expand on her decisions for that issue. The issue begins with Carol with her Binary powers trying to save all the Avengers but being captured, then we have her interrogation and listening in on the villain races’ betrayal. The interactions between Captain Marvel, Spider-Woman and Hawkeye are great fun as they bicker while captured and when out of their prison.

DAREDEVIL #31

Mark Waid brings even more interesting limitations to Daredevil’s senses this issue, as well as a touching moment and a new mystery in the courtroom. Foggy’s cancer treatment is still going on and he’s got his fellow patients dressing in Daredevil tops to help get past their fear. I like that Daredevil’s identity is kind of publicly accepted as pretty much known but skirted around as it adds to social awkwardness in many issues, or helps Foggy inspire other people. Then we get into the meat of the story. A defence attorney’s interview on television is edited in a way only Daredevil senses, and he seems to give the identities of jurors in a controversial case. The public go nuts and Daredevil has the confusion of the crowds to contend with while he tried to save each jury member’s life. The cover gives away the villain as the Jester, but I’m just happy he’s still the version from Superior Spider-Man using modern media technology to try and do evil.

HAWKEYE #13

How wasn’t this on my standing order? Man, I really hope this comic was delayed. I’m going to have to hunt down a copy at my comic shop.

INFINITY #3

Infinity may only be three issues into the main series, but it feels like the heroes have been losing this conflict for ages now. The two Avengers, New Avengers and Captain Marvel books probably help that sense. This time, the heroes strike back and win the battle even while the Builders are going pretty well at winning the war by getting other races to bend the knee. After two issues of near-unstoppable ownage from the Builders, it’s good to see that the heroes can do something to fight back. Earth meanwhile has Thanos’ forces facing off against a distracted Illuminati and Black Bolt who’s done something a tad crazy to save his people. We know the next era of Marvel will be all about the Inhumans, and this series will lead us there, but we don’t know how or why. Not yet. It’s pretty certain that the son of Thanos must be an Inhuman but not why big T wants him dead along with all his peers.

JUSTICE LEAGUE 23.3 / DIAL E #1

Dial H ended last month after pulling a strange story together into something much better and more entertaining. This issue does little to put an actual ending on the series, but is an interesting showcase for 20 different artists. I’m not sure where “Dial E” comes from, I assumed it was “Evil” but the dial involved doesn’t actually dial that. A bunch of smalltime crooks find a Q-Dial and are able to dial villains while on the run. Each page brings at least one new Q-Dial villain as the crew pass the dial around to fight off their enemies. The Centipede from the Dial H story arrives and is stopped eventually. A ‘nothing’ story with some fun art, little more.

NEW AVENGERS #10

Set shortly before Infinity #3, New Avengers shows the gathering of the smartest (and most conflicted) minds of the Marvel Heroes. Dr Strange is still the Ebony Maw’s meat-puppet, Black Bolt is planning his gambit against Thanos, Namor’s scheme to destroy Wakanda is ticking over quite nicely and the others deliver exposition about how they drove off the Cull Obsidian visitors. At times the New Avengers can seem like those classic science fiction movies where scientists talk about huge goings on in a lab for 90% of a film’s run time. With Hickman behind the wheel that’s okay, he keeps things compelling as we look behind the tacticians of both Earth’s forces and Thanos’. The search for Thanos’ son kicks off with signs of Inhuman influence all around the world until Dr Strange (and therefore Ebony Maw) find him in a hidden Inhuman settlement.

POWERS: THE BUREAU #7

A ‘done in one’ story for Powers, which is something I like given the frequency of the comic and how much I normally have to backtrack and see what had happened previously. This is one of those issues of a comic which is a great example of the theme and tone of the series are, from the gruesome killings, the personal life drama and the two pages where Pilgrim and Walker talk about manscaping around a dead body. Again, this has it all.

A woman is found shot and killed in her bathtub. A simple murder, in theory, but she’s a power and therefore part of our dynamic duo’s remit. They look into the case of a woman who could turn into multiple versions of herself, all of whom are dying. The killer is an easy one to guess, but the reason’s a fantastic take on any hero who can make copies of themselves. In fact, Multiplicity would have been a lot more interesting (and darker) if it went down this route. Despite the horrors Deena’s faced in past issues, seeing her at her saddest here is almost worse. She’s normally far more guarded and seeing that bravado knocked down is brutally humanising and affecting after all these years of getting to know her.

SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN #18

Time travel’s a weird creature. In the present day, Spider-Man’s nerdy nemesis is wreaking havoc with Spider-Man 2099 trying to keep the future safe. Now that Otto-Peter murders villains when he feels it necessary, the challenge now is for Spider-Man 2099 to stop Tiberius Stone from being killed by Otto’s hands or Tiberius’ own. The young Stone is a Grade A jerk and the moment he finds out he’s essential to the future he throws himself off a building to prove that the Spidey of 2099 is forced to keep him safe. Despite having zero investment in the 2099 era, I like the challenge for both our protagonist and the actual good guy.

UNCANNY X-MEN #12 (BATTLE OF THE ATOM #4)

After an issue which felt a little short on actual events, we have a lot more going on. I hate to sound like a Bendis fanboy (partly because I am one) but there’s a kind of ease in this issue which wasn’t in part three. Young Scott and Jean have found their way to Utopia and the Uncanny X-Men who are just as conflicted as the Jean Grey School staff about keeping the past X-Men in the present. Cyclops grows a heart for once and wants his young self (and of course Jean) to stay. Emma and Magneto are less keen given the problems of messing with time. Emma’s been on the outs with Scott since the end of AVX, but this time she makes their conflict more pronounced by summoning the future X-Men in. There’s only one problem; she doesn’t realise that Jean Grey’s one of the people she summoned. Agent Dazzler and the constantly frustrated Maria Hill stick to the background and provide comic relief in their frustration at anything the X-Men do. I’d feel bad for her, but it’s not stopped being funny yet.

BOOK OF THE WEEK

Well I’m weak. I’m an easy mark, and the natural flow of events in Uncanny X-Men #12 are great. Not only is the Uncanny X-Men issue still about the book’s team even in a crossover event, but it threatens to shake up the status quo of Cyclops’ team and shows more of Scott’s conflict with his past self, past lover and present team. I can’t wait to see the fallout.

BRIEF COMIC REVIEWS

 

CAPTAIN MARVEL #16

Normally the less popular titles suffer in a crossover like Infinity. Captain Marvel’s involvement in the main series and Avengers has been pretty big for such a massive ensemble. This issue (and the previous one) have been fantastic for showing what’s happening to Captain Marvel in this event. Last week’s Avengers issue had a view of Carol’s interrogation and being dragged away by Ex Nihla. We see the same scenes again but expanded and with Captain Marvel’s inner monologue to help expand on her decisions for that issue. The issue begins with Carol with her Binary powers trying to save all the Avengers but being captured, then we have her interrogation and listening in on the villain races’ betrayal. The interactions between Captain Marvel, Spider-Woman and Hawkeye are great fun as they bicker while captured and when out of their prison.

 

DAREDEVIL #31

Mark Waid brings even more interesting limitations to Daredevil’s senses this issue, as well as a touching moment and a new mystery in the courtroom. Foggy’s cancer treatment is still going on and he’s got his fellow patients dressing in Daredevil tops to help get past their fear. I like that Daredevil’s identity is kind of publicly accepted as pretty much known but skirted around as it adds to social awkwardness in many issues, or helps Foggy inspire other people. Then we get into the meat of the story. A defence attorney’s interview on television is edited in a way only Daredevil senses, and he seems to give the identities of jurors in a controversial case. The public go nuts and Daredevil has the confusion of the crowds to contend with while he tried to save each jury member’s life. The cover gives away the villain as the Jester, but I’m just happy he’s still the version from Superior Spider-Man using modern media technology to try and do evil.

 

HAWKEYE #13

How wasn’t this on my standing order? Man, I really hope this comic was delayed. I’m going to have to hunt down a copy at my comic shop.

 

INFINITY #3

Infinity may only be three issues into the main series, but it feels like the heroes have been losing this conflict for ages now. The two Avengers, New Avengers and Captain Marvel books probably help that sense. This time, the heroes strike back and win the battle even while the Builders are going pretty well at winning the war by getting other races to bend the knee. After two issues of near-unstoppable ownage from the Builders, it’s good to see that the heroes can do something to fight back. Earth meanwhile has Thanos’ forces facing off against a distracted Illuminati and Black Bolt who’s done something a tad crazy to save his people. We know the next era of Marvel will be all about the Inhumans, and this series will lead us there, but we don’t know how or why. Not yet. It’s pretty certain that the son of Thanos must be an Inhuman but not why big T wants him dead along with all his peers.

 

JUSTICE LEAGUE 23.3 / DIAL E #1

Dial H ended last month after pulling a strange story together into something much better and more entertaining. This issue does little to put an actual ending on the series, but is an interesting showcase for 20 different artists. I’m not sure where “Dial E” comes from, I assumed it was “Evil” but the dial involved doesn’t actually dial that. A bunch of smalltime crooks find a Q-Dial and are able to dial villains while on the run. Each page brings at least one new Q-Dial villain as the crew pass the dial around to fight off their enemies. The Centipede from the Dial H story arrives and is stopped eventually. A ‘nothing’ story with some fun art, little more.

 

NEW AVENGERS #10

Set shortly before Infinity #3, New Avengers shows the gathering of the smartest (and most conflicted) minds of the Marvel Heroes. Dr Strange is still the Ebony Maw’s meat-puppet, Black Bolt is planning his gambit against Thanos, Namor’s scheme to destroy Wakanda is ticking over quite nicely and the others deliver exposition about how they drove off the Cull Obsidian visitors. At times the New Avengers can seem like those classic science fiction movies where scientists talk about huge goings on in a lab for 90% of a film’s run time. With Hickman behind the wheel that’s okay, he keeps things compelling as we look behind the tacticians of both Earth’s forces and Thanos’. The search for Thanos’ son kicks off with signs of Inhuman influence all around the world until Dr Strange (and therefore Ebony Maw) find him in a hidden Inhuman settlement.

 

POWERS: THE BUREAU #7

A ‘done in one’ story for Powers, which is something I like given the frequency of the comic and how much I normally have to backtrack and see what had happened previously. This is one of those issues of a comic which is a great example of the theme and tone of the series are, from the gruesome killings, the personal life drama and the two pages where Pilgrim and Walker talk about manscaping around a dead body. Again, this has it all.

A woman is found shot and killed in her bathtub. A simple murder, in theory, but she’s a power and therefore part of our dynamic duo’s remit. They look into the case of a woman who could turn into multiple versions of herself, all of whom are dying. The killer is an easy one to guess, but the reason’s a fantastic take on any hero who can make copies of themselves. In fact, Multiplicity would have been a lot more interesting (and darker) if it went down this route. Despite the horrors Deena’s faced in past issues, seeing her at her saddest here is almost worse. She’s normally far more guarded and seeing that bravado knocked down is brutally humanising and affecting after all these years of getting to know her.

 

SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN #18

Time travel’s a weird creature. In the present day, Spider-Man’s nerdy nemesis is wreaking havoc with Spider-Man 2099 trying to keep the future safe. Now that Otto-Peter murders villains when he feels it necessary, the challenge now is for Spider-Man 2099 to stop Tiberius Stone from being killed by Otto’s hands or Tiberius’ own. The young Stone is a Grade A jerk and the moment he finds out he’s essential to the future he throws himself off a building to prove that the Spidey of 2099 is forced to keep him safe. Despite having zero investment in the 2099 era, I like the challenge for both our protagonist and the actual good guy.

 

UNCANNY X-MEN #12 (BATTLE OF THE ATOM #4)

After an issue which felt a little short on actual events, we have a lot more going on. I hate to sound like a Bendis fanboy (partly because I am one) but there’s a kind of ease in this issue which wasn’t in part three. Young Scott and Jean have found their way to Utopia and the Uncanny X-Men who are just as conflicted as the Jean Grey School staff about keeping the past X-Men in the present. Cyclops grows a heart for once and wants his young self (and of course Jean) to stay. Emma and Magneto are less keen given the problems of messing with time. Emma’s been on the outs with Scott since the end of AVX, but this time she makes their conflict more pronounced by summoning the future X-Men in. There’s only one problem; she doesn’t realise that Jean Grey’s one of the people she summoned. Agent Dazzler and the constantly frustrated Maria Hill stick to the background and provide comic relief in their frustration at anything the X-Men do. I’d feel bad for her, but it’s not stopped being funny yet.

 

BOOK OF THE WEEK

Well I’m weak. I’m an easy mark, and the natural flow of events in Uncanny X-Men #12 are great. Not only is the Uncanny X-Men issue still about the book’s team even in a crossover event, but it threatens to shake up the status quo of Cyclops’ team and shows more of Scott’s conflict with his past self, past lover and present team. I can’t wait to see the fallout.

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The Yawhg Review

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“The Yawhg will be here in six weeks.

…And no one expects it.

Not a one of us.

We just keep on living our lives, week by week, unaware.”

 

The Yawhg is a game which I saw a trailer for, and knew I had to try it out. I begged and pleaded the (then) editor of D+Pad Magazine, the fantastic Simeon Paskell, for a review copy. The makers of The Yawhg graciously provided a copy, so without further ado, here’s my review of a strange little game of personal stories in a city soon to face… The Yawhg.

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Tale of the Unpainter

Tale of the Unpainter

The blog I’ve joined, Hooting into the Abyss, is a bit heavy on the miniatures painters. The profiles and paint-based journeys of the gang are called, “Tale of VIII Painters”. Fair enough, but I don’t paint miniatures. So what on Earth am I doing there?

Well this post will explain my purpose at the blog, as well as what’s coming up. I’ve not been as good at shameless self-promotion lately, so the next few days will have posts catching up with what I’ve been doing.

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Explosion High!

The day has finally arrived! Thanks to the work of the Mighty Mike Armstrong, Explosion High! is finally live!

The site has been made to change to an optimal view whether you’re on a PC, tablet or phone, even shifting the layout of the strip if you turn your phone. It’s a gorgeous site and soon to launch regular strips.

Until then, you can enjoy the first three Explosion High! strips here: http://www.explosionhigh.com/

I’ve also had some video game and card game reviews go up elsewhere, but this is a momentous enough time that I thought I’d link to this first and I’ll get to the others soon.

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Blog Update

BLOG UPDATE

 

Once again I regret not providing more short fiction to this site, but there have been many irons in the fire. I have narrowed my work to four core projects to follow, as I’ve mentioned in some places, but not all. So here is how I’m doing with each of them:

 

NOVEL #1 – PLAY DEAD

On Friday I hit the two-thirds point of proofreading the novel. I think I’ve had one, maybe two pages without any red marks on them, which is a whole lot more than I thought I’d have.

After I completed the first part of the book, I’ve felt that it has improved vastly. When I go back through the book for the edit, I’ll see what that means.

I had to explain the premise of Play Dead to my father and his girlfriend last weekend and in giving the synopsis, I was shaken up by the end. Hopefully this will happen to the reader when they reach these parts, because otherwise I’m even more unnecessarily vain than I thought.

So my progress this week is reaching page 191 out of 285.

 

NOVEL #2 – LIGHTNING

My main work with Lightning’s new draft has been in my notepad, “Darling Killer”. I’ve laid out the new chapter division, decided a main family’s surname needs to change, an organisation needs to change and started on some language rules with a character who’s a strange visitor from beyond the stars with a backless medical gown and a gun.

 

WEBCOMIC – EXPLOSION HIGH!

The webcomic has taken the back burner this week as I’m working on the layout of strips for the second arc. I found a piece of paper with one of the crudely-drawn (by me) strips loose in my bag, so I’m wondering how much content has gone missing there.

 

ALL THE DAMN BLOGS

I’m pleased that my fourth project was ‘all the blog things’ as my duties have now expanded.

My comic reviews are still going on over at Google Plus, with my pick of the week being linked to in the Comic Book Community’s coverage of the week’s comics.

For D+Pad I’m repeatedly getting my arse kicked by Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D, a game I’m enjoying but might have given up on if not for the review. I’m also preparing to laugh myself to death when I hear Microsoft’s speech.

Then there’s the new blog. In the week I was invited to join Hooting into the Abyss, written by my friends who were all part of the Guardian Gamesblog. It’s a blog which deals with tabletop gaming, so I’ll be adding RPG and board game reviews (both of which I’ve been meaning to break into) there.

It’s found at www.hootingintotheabyss.blogspot.co.uk.

My review of the addictive little card game Love Letter will be posted there in the next week, as will a piece on Fiasco.

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Fire Emblem Review

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Just a small update. After a couple of interesting games which intrigued me but weren’t deserving of a good score, we have Fire Emblem: Awakening.

This was a game I declared dibs on for reviewing duties and luckily so as my colleague Ray Webster picked it up and we kept messaging each other about our character choices. When I politely told him that I’d laid down the dibs first, he was fine with that, saying that his review would just be a giant picture of the character, Sully.

My review’s a bit longer than that, but the tl:dr version is “buy this game if you have a 3DS”. My flatmate went one further and bought a 3DS specifically to play this game. It’s worth it.

The full review is here. I hope you enjoy.

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A Pair of Video Game Reviews and an Update!

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I was kindly sent two review copies of games and in the last two days they’ve been posted at D+Pad Magazine.

My first was for Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Mirror of Fate. Castlevania’s a series where I know way more about the games than have experience playing them. It was a lovely looking side-scroller which got me all wistful for Metroidvania games. Luckily the 3DS store also had the very first Castlevania for sale so now I’ve the first and most recent Castlevanias!

I’m also surprised that I’ve found myself missing the 3D on the 3DS after playing a bunch of old DS games. It’s weird, given that it’s a total gimmick, but it does still look quite interesting.

The second review was more difficult, for Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate. I feel bad for the review score that I gave it, but it’s totally justified in the piece. A gorgeous (kind of) game with some interesting (and frustrating) mechanics. It was great to sink my teeth into, but so strange and so stuck in its ways that my enjoyment often felt blocked. In my flat it became known as, “Chorey McChoreson, the most chory game ever.” I should stop naming inanimate objects.

WRITING UPDATE!

I forget if I’ve mentioned here, but there has been a layout of an Explosion High! strip sighted. Things are going a little slowly, but as two full-time workers with a bunch of life events going on, we’re going to have a slow start.

I’ve started a stricter (in theory) timeline for proofreading Play Dead. It’s 285 pages long (I finally went through the proofreading copy and added page numbers) and I’d only read 20 pages. To get through the next 265, I have to proofread 9 pages a day.

I’m on Google Plus! Find me there and you’ll see weekly round-ups of the comics I’ve picked up. See my inability to manage my own standing order! Marvel at my bedroom carpet in the background of the review photos!

LIFE UPDATE!

My campaign of “20% More Awesome” is happening bit by bit. I’ve left my old job at Lloyds Banking Group, and even though I miss my old colleagues terribly, I don’t miss the commute or Haywards Heath. That alone is a pretty damn awesome thing, like at least 2-5% more awesome all by itself.

I’ve been trying to do a thing a month, like a couple of Rock Band nights at mine with a bunch of people, a couple of film nights. Now I need to arrange some outings to help my anti-hermit stance. Not sure what yet.

Oh, and soon there’ll be a couple more pieces on this site, not just fiction, but a little bit about my problems with owls. Yes, owls.

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Dulcie St. Clements & Astronaut Jones in… Spoiled Meat!

I’ve been meaning to start up on the Terribleminds flash fiction contests regularly, to provide content here and be able to flex my creative muscles. I’ve had ideas for the last few week’s worth of contests, but they always go by and I don’t get them written in time. At some point I may flesh them out into proper stories.

This week, I have managed to write a piece of flash fiction for the contest. The contest was to write a 1,000 word story inspired by random clicks on the fantastic site, “They Fight Crime!

My random result was, “He’s an obese zombie astronaut with nothing left to lose. She’s a sharp-shooting blonde socialite in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!”

The idea I came up with was a combination of strange pulp adventure and stereotypical buddy cop action drama. My proofreader Steve said of it, “you deserve to go to hell for all the terrible… pulpyness…”

So without further ado, here is Dulcie St. Clements and Astronaut Jones in… Spoiled Meat!

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